- If I thought chasing two boys around the pool while pregnant last year was hard, it was nothing compared to chasing two boys around the pool while holding a 16 lb. six month old.
- Unless you have a body like Miss America, please do not wear a string bikini.
- Unless you have a body like Michael Phelps, please do not wear a Speedo. (Personally, I don't even think Michael Phelps looks that good in a Speedo.)
- Covering up your legs does no good when you are wearing a pair of thin, cotton pants that are white. Once you get in the water, the pants are completely see through and do you no good.
- If your cup size is larger than A, please do not shop for bathing suits in the Junior department. Remember this mantra: "Support is my friend, and no one wants to see my breasts hanging down somewhere near my stomach."
- If you are at the pool on a date with your main squeeze, please do not do your squeezing on the pool deck.
We still had a great time!
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